I wonder what the R stands for? Rick? Russell? Randy? Rudy? Rob? Rocco? I guess We’ll never know. Solid 5 minutes of the giant gun. Awesome. Oh the irony. The peaceful man of god smashes a dudes head in with a rock. YES… GET ON THE TRUCK… TAKE THE GUN… YES! This is like Caligula except instead of rabidly fucking each other, everyone is getting shot in the face and exploding. HOLY SHIT! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN! Very crafty indeed.īBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!! What are you doing with that claymore Rambo? OH! Very crafty, Rambo. Instead of killing and raping everything they come in contact with, in THIS scene they’re just living half naked in caves like human rats with flies on their faces. Stallone has a high opinion of Asians, apparently. OH YES! YOU AIN’T GOT NO THROAT NECK NOW MOTHERFUCKER!! OK white girl, it’s time for racial equality. It’s your turn to get raped. Wait… OH… that’s why he didn’t try to… the girl… oh my. I mean, he DID wear very stylish sunglasses. How that white dude gonna run anywhere with no feets? Except the white girl. What’s up with that Sly? Hmmmm…ĭamn. Literally every woman in this movie either gets raped or killed. Look, I know they probably smell like oyster sauce and armpit… but seriously. OH SHIT! BOW AND ARROW UP YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER! HIAWATHA! LITTLE BIG HORN BITCHES! Don’t take Rambo with you, asshole. It’s your funeral. Who is this reject from a Reverend Horton Heat concert that won’t shut the fuck up? Is this supposed to be like that scene in ‘Predator’ when they’re listening to Little Richard? Jesus, why do the British think it’s funny to complain about everything? And also. He doesn’t answer yes or no… he gets up and FORGES HIS OWN FUCKING SWORD. Of course you need his help asshole, he’s fucking RAMBO and you’re just some old dickweed. You know, the more I think about it, I’m pretty sure that WAS a baby. Wait… did he… is that… was that a fucking baby?! Whatever, fuck him Rambo. He don’t know shit. Keep it real, Rambo. Ungraded Grade 7 Grade 8 Grade 9 Grade 9.5. Keep track of your collection value over time. Those pirates don’t look anything like Johnny Depp. In One Click With Details + Collection + Wishlist Buy/Sell Item Details Show Historic Prices Add this item to your collection.
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